Quick Hit
$49
A short, punchy custom song for one unforgettable joke.
- Approximately 30 seconds
- Original lyrics and performance
- Digital audio delivery
Custom comedy songs
Your story.
Roasted.
Set to music.
Give us the lore, the laughter, and every oddly specific detail. We turn it into an original comedy song made for the group chat.
Birthdays · breakups · wedding speeches · work drama · best-friend chaos
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0:47The group chat anthem
Featuring the missing air fryer and an ex named Kyle.
The brief
“Make it funny, not feral.”
Real stories. Real roasts.
A note that hits.
A laugh that lands.
Personal, hilarious, and unmistakably yours. You decide the funny, the boundaries, and whether the final song stays private or gets the whole internet singing along.
From lore to lyrics
Give us the gossip. Get back the anthem.
The best songs come from details no generic greeting card could know.
- 01
Spill the specifics
Choose your package, then share the occasion, characters, catchphrases, forbidden topics, and every tiny detail that makes the story yours.
- 02
We turn it into a track
After checkout, you complete the guided brief. We shape the chaos into an original, catchy comedy song with the tone and length from your package.
- 03
Drop it in the group chat
Send the finished song to the guest of honor, post it, or keep the masterpiece inside the friend group. Your call.
Choose the production
One story. Three levels of spectacle.
Pick your flavor of funny—then we'll collect the juicy details after checkout.
Full Roast
$99
More room for backstory, callbacks, and a chorus everyone will quote.
- Up to 90 seconds
- Multiple details and inside jokes
- Original lyrics and performance
- Digital audio delivery
Main Character
$199+
A full custom song paired with an edited social-ready video.
- Full Roast package
- Edited vertical social video
- Final scope confirmed first
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Ready when the story is
Make them ask, “Who made this?”
Gather the lore, choose your package, and turn a very specific story into the gift nobody sees coming.